🕯️ 1990s Diwali: Mitti ke diye aur Mohalle ki masti
Picture this — it’s 1997, Shah Rukh Khan is ruling hearts, Doordarshan is showing Ramayan reruns, and the biggest “notification” you’d get was your mom shouting from the balcony —
“Beta! Patakhe khareedne jaa, magar dus rupaye se zyada mat kharch karna!” 😅
Families gathered on terraces lighting mitti ke diye, not LED strips. Cousins came home, aunties shared gujiya and gossip (“Woh Sharma ji ke ladke ne fir se top kiya!”).
The whole street smelled of phuljhari, jalebi, and family time.
No one cared about selfies — because memory was not in megapixels, it was in moments. ❤️
⚡ 2030s Diwali: When Alexa says “Shubh Deepawali” before your parents!
Fast forward to Diwali 2030, and let’s see what’s happening in a typical Gen Z household 👇
🏠 Scene 1: Smart Home, Smarter Drama
- Alexa: “Good evening, Rohan! Shall I start the Diwali playlist?”
- Rohan: “Yes Alexa, but only lo-fi bhajans this time.” 🎶
- Mom: “Arey bhagwan, machine bhi bhajan gati hai ab! Kalyug aa gaya!” 😂
Even the lights change colors with your emotions — feeling festive? Golden glow. Feeling broke after Diwali shopping? Red alert. 😆
🤳 Scene 2: Insta or It’s Not Happening
1990s Diwali = “Aaja terrace pe, patakhe phodte hain!”
2030s Diwali = “Wait wait… Drone camera angle sahi nahi aaya, one more take for my ‘#EcoFriendlyDiwali’ reel!” 😎📸
Now, kids don’t burn anar, they burn data! 3-hour photo shoots, captions like:
“Spreading light, not pollution 💫🌿✨” ...while their LED suit is charging from the wall socket! 🔋
🤖 Family 2.0: Human + Robot Collab!
Even robots have joined the party now:
- Robo-Laxmi 3000 serves sweets and keeps count of calories.
- Dad is showing off his NFT diya collection.
- Mom is confused: “Beta, yeh mithai blockchain mein rakhi hai kya?” 😂
Grandparents, of course, are watching all this with chai in hand saying —
“Hamare zamaane mein bas ek phuljhari se sab khush ho jaate the!” ☕✨
💬 Real-Life Example: “Virtual Aarti” Gone Wrong 😅
My cousin tried hosting a VR Diwali Aarti last year. Everyone logged in — parents from Delhi, bhaiya from Dubai, dadi from Lucknow…
And guess what?
Dadi’s avatar got stuck doing 360-degree parikrama non-stop! 🤣
We laughed so hard that the bhajan playlist auto-switched to “Nacho re, morni ban ke”! 💃
💖 The Missing Vibe: When Togetherness Wasn’t Digital
Let’s be honest — technology makes everything easier, but not necessarily warmer.
In the 1990s, Diwali was about hugs, not hashtags.
Now, we wish “Happy Diwali” to 300 people online but forget the one sitting beside us.
So maybe, in 2030, between the drones, smart diyas, and holographic rangolis,
we should pause… light one real diya, and say —
“Yeh moment bhi capture karne layak nahi, mehsoos karne layak hai.” 🪔✨
🧨 The Moral of the Masti
Technology can light up your house, but not your heart.
The best Diwali app is still “Family Time 1.0” — no updates required! ❤️
So this year, take one selfie less, one smile more.
Mix nostalgia with neon, laughter with light —
because Diwali is not about pixels… it’s about people. 👨👩👧👦










